Out of the mouth of babes - Posted on 2007-03-28 12:15:45
The_Drifter 1300cc Superstar
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The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class
and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well
known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While rea ding, keep in mind that
these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the...............................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of .........termites.
5. Yo u can lead a horse to water but ....... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ...................looks dirty.
7. No news is..........impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new .......... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ......... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the .................pigs.
13. An idle mind is........................... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ..............pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ........ not much
17. Two's company, three's .................. the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ......... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ...... see in the picture
on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ............ get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than.................................... pregnant
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Out of the mouth of babes - Posted on 2007-03-28 17:15:02
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer
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pmsl brillant
Out of the mouth of babes - Posted on 2007-03-28 19:32:09
ana 1300cc Superstar
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classic driffter ,, made so much more sense to me lol