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Mornin all, got a joke. Ladies ur gonna luv it! - Posted on 2007-03-27 10:06:21

The_Drifter
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Woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits... .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. .....At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

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	Mornin all, got a joke. Ladies ur gonna luv it! - Posted on 2007-03-27 12:37:24
sprag 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Saturday, March 24, 2007 Posts: 183 Location: leicester United Kingdom	note to self: never, ever give a guy a blow job, that sounds disgusting. lol

	Mornin all, got a joke. Ladies ur gonna luv it! - Posted on 2007-03-27 13:20:34
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, ill have to remeber that one next time fred and i go to the pub

	Mornin all, got a joke. Ladies ur gonna luv it! - Posted on 2007-03-27 13:40:34
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	ha ha drifter good one lol,, must make a note of that lol

	Mornin all, got a joke. Ladies ur gonna luv it! - Posted on 2007-03-27 15:54:18
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl heard this last year and still makes me laff like crazy pmsl rofl

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