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Asses - Posted on 2007-03-16 21:30:36

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Subject: pastor's ass A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Ł 10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR Ł 10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is...being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!

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	Asses - Posted on 2007-03-16 21:35:48
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	very cool , but also very true. life is to short to worry about everything

	Asses - Posted on 2007-03-16 23:06:53
wrossixxx 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	absolutely true x

	Asses - Posted on 2007-03-17 15:28:18
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	perfect Ox,

	Asses - Posted on 2007-03-17 15:36:15
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	very true ox, i am a bit of a worrier but i'll have to learn not to take everything on my shoulders.

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