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Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-08 18:04:50

the_ox
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A German guy approaches a lady of the night. "I vish to buy zex viz you." "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour." "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky." So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the zex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?" "Ah," says the German . . ."zat is ze.... Wait for it..... four-sprung Duck technique

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	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-08 18:14:54
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Class one ox lol

	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-08 19:07:08
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl fabulous!

	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-08 19:56:01
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, love it

	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-09 00:37:20
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	years old.

	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-09 09:38:57
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	That is Sooo Blumin funny excellent oxo pmsl

	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-09 14:29:03
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	OH NOOOO, pmsl very funny though

	Time for some light relief - Posted on 2007-03-09 19:19:27
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Showin ya age froog

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