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The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-02-27 15:26:37

kenp1947
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We have all heard these jokes so post the funny ones here to make every one smile. here is my made up offering. The boy stood on the burning deck The flames were leaping High The captain shook him by the hand And said its time to say goodbye The Boy stood on the burning Deck he paced and paced and paced His foot caught on a broken plank He slipped and cut his face The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Bleeding and in Pain Then from the dark grey sky above A Miracle it rained The flames went out The ship was saved He cried out Thank you God Alas the non swimmer lives no more for the ship was waterlogged. :-)

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	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-02-27 17:32:43
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	The boy stood on the burning deck playin a game of cricket The ball bounced and went up his leg and hit his middle wicket!

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-02-27 18:04:28
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	pmsl you two,

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-02-27 19:43:33
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 653 Location: Bristol United Kingdom	The boy stood on the burning deck, His feet all covered in blisters, His shirt was burnt, His pants were burnt... So he had to wear his sisters'!

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-02-27 19:44:32
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 653 Location: Bristol United Kingdom	The boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad, he rolled them into little balls and threw him at his dad. lol sorry

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-02-27 20:36:14
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	pmsl, all very good

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-03-01 09:16:19
kenp1947 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, July 31, 2005 Posts: 771 Location: Cheltenham United Kingdom	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck When everyone else had fled A parrot flew down from the mask And Landed on his head The parrot looked at the empty ship And at the boy alone and scared He cocked his head and uttered the words ffs u mad to stay here Twit..................Leaves room with coat over head

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-03-01 19:22:23
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls. The boy stood on the burning deck The flames grew all around He took one look and said, "oh heck!", Jumped in the sea, and drowned.

	The Boy stood on the Burning Deck Thread - Posted on 2007-03-02 08:50:14
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	I got one, I got one...... The boy stood on the burning deck smoking a pipe full of mmmmm decided he'd jump and didn't give a feck and in the blink of an eye went kaboooommmmmm Oh dear....... feel free to throw rotten veg at me, I'll be the one in the stocks pmsl

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