george bush this is funny - Posted on 2007-02-20 21:58:04
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil
is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I
have
no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he
agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next
room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,time after time
after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked
on the
floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked
in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I
can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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george bush this is funny - Posted on 2007-02-20 23:48:51
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pmsl brilliant lol
george bush this is funny - Posted on 2007-02-21 00:43:23
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whos monica?
george bush this is funny - Posted on 2007-02-21 03:25:47
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george bush this is funny - Posted on 2007-02-20 21:58:04
