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douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-20 21:51:42

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Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, > >> deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic > >> relationship > >> until one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears. "We can't > >> see > >> each other any more..." she sobbed. > >> "Why?" gasped Douglas. > >> "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you > >> are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest > >> class of crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone > >> who can only walk sideways." > >> > >> Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sideways off into the darkness to > >> drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. > >> > >> That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came > >> from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess > >> refused to join > >> in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.. > >> > >> Suddenly the doors burst open, and Douglas the crab strode in. The > >> Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King > >> Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab > >> made his way across the floor.......and all could see that he was > >> walking, not sideways............ but FORWARDS.........Yes FORWARDS, > >> one claw after another!! > >> > >> Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he looked > >> the King lobster in the eye. > >> > >> There was a deadly hush.................................. > >> > >> For quite a while........................... > >> > >> > >> Finally, Douglas the crab > >> spoke................................................ > >> > >> > >> "F-ck, I'm pissed." > >> > >>

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	douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-20 21:56:34
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	oh dear

	douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-20 23:52:23
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	i liked that lol

	douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-21 13:08:22
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	oh dear lol

	douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-21 13:21:15
savage_riden_kiwi 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 08, 2004 Posts: 321 Location: Hamilton New Zealand	like this you mean ?? lol add to my own

	douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-21 13:27:00
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	yeah its exactly what i meant .......... or u could just have posted the next 59 thousand jokes on here one after another............. nothing wrong with the jokes at all its just a pain the forum been full of em just cos u want to get your ranking up.

	douglas the crab - Posted on 2007-02-21 13:32:21
savage_riden_kiwi 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 08, 2004 Posts: 321 Location: Hamilton New Zealand	yes, but your point is ???

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