funny bike crashes - Posted on 2007-02-20 10:09:34
ohsomadeddie 1300cc Superstar
Joined:
Monday, June 27, 2005
Posts: 705
Location:
bottom of a newki broon bottle
United Kingdom
wat is the funniest bike crash you have ever heard of without injury?
for me it has to be a time down in newbury i was in a bike shop and there was a ped in for repair i asked wat they hit as the ped was proper mangled.
the guy repairing it turned around and told me the rider had tried to take on a cow.
(i nearly wet myself laughing)
Replies
funny bike crashes - Posted on 2007-02-20 13:33:16
bear 1300cc Superstar
Joined:
Friday, October 29, 2004
Posts: 5790
Location:
cumbria
United Kingdom
the funniest one i ever heard of was from back in the early 80's.... a group of riders were out being tarmac terrorists down a stretch of really fast A road.... one of the pack came hrtling past the rest on the back wheel (feckin show off) he was too busy looking back to see his mates faces to notice that they were dissapearing fast. he looked round to face the direction of travel to see a roundabout.... too late to get his front wheel down and slow down enough to get round it he went over the top of the reservation..... his mates arrived on the scene to see the bike doing somersaults and bouncing acroos the road on the other side . they all stopped, and ran to the aid of their mate all expecting the worst.... he was face down in a flower bed his visor covered in mud and they couldnt get it open, after clearing the crap away from it they opened the visor and looked at the blokes face...... he opened his eyes (to the relief of the rest of em) and said in a very loud voice " IM A STAR IM A STAR".
Another one was a mate of mine taking his G/F home late one night, he was blatting along at a fair old rate of knots when he came to a set of S bends, as he excited the last of them there was a heard of cows on the road (some feckwit left a gate open), he managed to avoid hitting any of the cows but slammed into a prize bull instead and killed it stone dead.... he broke his wrist and the G/F broke her ankle.... she sued my mate for compen too and got 19k......
the farmer wasnt too happy either.
funny bike crashes - Posted on 2007-02-20 10:09:34
funny bike crashes - Posted on 2007-02-20 13:33:16
