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its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-19 20:07:21

savage_riden_kiwi
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Why its great to be a guy: Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Foreplay is optional. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. Princess Di's death was just another obituary. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, all the time.

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	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-19 20:34:36
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	grow a set o balls then.

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-19 23:18:18
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	Savage me duck, as a woman you could do all those things too. Full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes.

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 10:16:41
ohsomadeddie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, June 27, 2005 Posts: 705 Location: bottom of a newki broon bottle United Kingdom	too true

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 13:31:03
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	tis good to be a bloke lol

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 14:00:54
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	My responses........ Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. - That's what you think!! Your orgasms are real. Always. - Only faked it twice in my life just to get it out of the way lol Your last name stays put. - Double-barralled is the way forward The garage is all yours. - Yes your right, it is all mine Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. - I openly admit it depends on the texture pmsl Wedding plans take care of themselves. - No plans to take care of, I expect my mother will do that if I ever get married You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. - Ah errrr true lol Chocolate is just another snack. - Hmmmm chocolate You can be president. - I am president of my own world, that's all that counts lol You can wear a white shirt to a water park. - I can and I would get anything I wanted by the end of the day pmsl Foreplay is optional. - It is optional, but preferred You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. - Never stopped any friends from getting laid.... yet Car mechanics tell you the truth. - Errrr no comment You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. - Damn right I don't, it's only a haircut lol The world is your urinal. - I don't use a urinal so the pavement/gutter will do Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. - No it doesn't, unless I drop a candle lol You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. - Never done that.... I just use the pavement/gutter Same work... more pay. - I get paid more than any male at my level in my company Wrinkles add character. - I look forward to getting more character You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. - I just do it discretely Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. - Not at that point, might get married in leathers or jeans lol If you retain water, it's in a canteen. - If I retain water I use the pavement/gutter rofl People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. - It means that I can get what I want without begging..... flaunt it Princess Di's death was just another obituary. - Poor lass The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - Well of course! New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - Errrr no comment again Porn movies are designed with you in mind. - Hmmmm porn! Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. - Errrrr, I have slept with people that I don't like but that doesn't mean that the sex was great lol Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" - I cannot admit to that lol One mood, all the time. - Yes I agree, it's a bad one constantly.... while at work anyway ;o) I know that I'm gonna regret posting at sometime in the future..... pmsl

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 14:43:16
bubblesloves69 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 1352 Location: Next door to a pub in an interbred village, Kent United Kingdom	Chadz you confuse me? You do realise that I am female? Ah ya see that list didn't say anything about men not getting confused at the slightest thing did it rofl

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 16:24:15
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	-the perfect woman-????????

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 17:18:16
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	put ure finger up and find oot chadz.

	its great to be a guy , lol - Posted on 2007-02-20 21:33:19
savage_riden_kiwi 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, November 08, 2004 Posts: 321 Location: Hamilton New Zealand	SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE GOOD TO WIND UP LMFAO SUCH FUNNY SH*T ;O)

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