councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-03 16:34:50
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daisy and myself have to decided to offer a comprehensive councilling service , this service will be off course offered free to all members , and will be in the strictest confidence,, you can rest assured that our policy of patient confidentiality will be adhered to all all times ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so please feel free to post your problems in the comfort of your own home ,, we also promise not to laugh , or sell any information to any third parties ,, unless of course they offer cash ,
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 07:45:49
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ROFLMAO @ martin....(dont u dare turn up at mine wearing such a tshirt!) pmsl Ana, keep em coming hun, this must be like a 2nd job to you now...ive noticed this the only one you seem to be posting on!! pmsl.....your comments to us "riff raff" as ox put it, is well worth the read...nice one!
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 09:11:04
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omg ,, daisy,, pmsl , never noticed , do you think iv a problem ???
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 09:13:08
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oooops eyes not open,,, lol blondie ,, omg , its true ,, im not normal lol,,
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 09:15:59
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dearest froog,, now are corsas used as missiles , this is in fact a good question , under times of duress and stress i feel sure that a wide range of objects have and will no doubt be utalised as " missiles" i in fact used a ford in my younger days , small tables, mugs and the odd pot plant have in fact had there uses, the incident with the mug was purelly an accident, but thats another story , as i assume you feel the " corsa" in question was aimed at yourself , pehaps some form of agility training would assist in avoiding these items , also maybe camoflauge , try dressing as a tree , or a bush even , we do hope this has helped yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 15:20:17
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OMG i am now so obsessed with PUSSY!
hellllp me ana ...
Ive found my hedge trimmer by the way so if your bush needs trimming i may be able to repay your help by finding your pussy ...
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 16:07:53
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pmsl martin..nothing like the subtle approach ay? ana hun, you are perfectly abnormal..oooops, normal lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 16:30:42
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my poor pussy had to have its leg off last week :(
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-07 18:52:26
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omg duc, wiv martins interruption of pussys and yours wiv the legs off..the mind just boggles!!!!! pmsl
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-10 21:09:10
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Dearest ana ...
your replies are bloody amazing ...
get your tounge back where it belongs !!!
in your cheek girl! FFS ;o) hehehe
failing that ... what do u think of my latest pussy pic ? lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-10 23:53:20
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dearest clients ,, lol,, office hours will be resuming monday 9 am ,, due to staff drink problems lol,, hhic
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-11 12:57:52
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Dearest Ana, As Daisy is as helpful as a cholocate mouse in a heatwave.
I have another problem i wish to discuss in total privicy of course.
When i see young nubile women i feel the urge to tuck my belly into my socks and pretend i am 18 again. This in itself doesnt worry me, the problem is i also try to pull my pubic hair onto my head, as i have no worries down there its not all grey. Sorry i digressed, the point is i fing hair gel such a pain to use with my pubes, have you any ideas?
Yours dripping in vast ammounts of grease
oxo
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-11 16:30:43
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dearest ox,, now , its so nice to see the summer weather causing you men to thrust yourselfs forward in such strapping manners , and i can only sympathise with your lubrication problem , the amount of extra washing this must cause alone must be a nightmare , although i believe supermarket brands of powder now compare very well with top named brands in price and washing power , anyway , back to the problem in hand , maybe a hair cut would help,, quick black and decker ,, bit of a trim of the hair and possibly applying this directlly to the scalp area , another option would maybe be to use selotape , this would indeed hold the offending hair up or down , whichever you choose, also maybe you could co-ordinate this with your choice of outfit , i do hope this has been of some help , yours ana and daisey
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-11 16:54:20
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Ox I resemble the remark about my only contributing when having a belly full of beer, lol, I am as i have previously stated the sleeping partner in our company, i also resent the fact that you have tried so poorly to buy out such a lucrative company as ours, perhaps ana and i should make you an offer on oxnbear inc, as i notice of late you seem to be spending more time in the fair trading office in cumbria than actually trading lol.
Ana my dear keep up the good work, but please go and have your eyes tested sweetie, i am the short stumpy blonde and Blondie is the tall leggy blonde lol lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-11 17:02:52
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Dear Ana and Daisy,
Whislt being detained by the trading standards officers, all bears fault i hasten to add. Our investors have watched your remarkablke progress in the "Agony Aunt" business very closley. We have an offer to make which should merge our businesses to a satisfactory moneterial advantage.
We propose to amagalate your sole trading company with our PLC thus increasing your turnover ten fold in the first 6 months of trading. This will require you to become a LTD company, of course under our wing and Bears financial control.
This will obviously include our opt out pension scheme ( its a good plan actually) and ensure your good health and profit sharing for many days to come.
We therefore request you sign the chit below and also appologise for the fact bear forgot to put a postage stamp on this large envelope and you had to pay the excess.
Yours
OX
Senior Director and CEO
OX And Bear INC
Assoicated offices Worldwide
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-11 17:13:12
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I trust this will be a 70 - 30 split in our favour Ox
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