councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-03 16:34:50
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daisy and myself have to decided to offer a comprehensive councilling service , this service will be off course offered free to all members , and will be in the strictest confidence,, you can rest assured that our policy of patient confidentiality will be adhered to all all times ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so please feel free to post your problems in the comfort of your own home ,, we also promise not to laugh , or sell any information to any third parties ,, unless of course they offer cash ,
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 18:50:37
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dearest kawa,, im shocked ,, deeply shocked , in our haste to climb the ladder of life we all make mistakes ,, but its not too late for you , others go on to make big changes in theyr lives , doing good and giving to others , as im sure your able too,, we can put you in touch with some addiction lines whom can offer more specalist help , meanwhile maybe a pitch at clacton market would help keep you off the streets ,, we do hope this was off some help yours ana and daisy ,,
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 18:59:55
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Dear Ana, I feel most strongly your advert is misleading and unfair to the general rif raff in here it quite blatently says Ana and Daisy advise, however Dasiy says next to nothing and when she does its with a belly full of wine. I am therfore reporting you to the trading standards officer as I know him rather well - In fact so does Bear as we are regular visitors to his special office in the cumbrian magistrates court, but thats another story i may ask your advice on in the future. May I suggest you allow a Bear & Ox Inc buyout and we will allow you to use our new special google search engine FOC for the 1st 30 seconds, then its £2000.00 a day the contracts already signed, that wasnt your phone bill Bear handed you and its for a 25 yr period payable by this friday, as you are aware bear is now a fully qualified killer, oops bouncer.
Without predjudace
oxo
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 19:19:59
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pmsl..pmsl.................................
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 19:16:49
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my dearest oxo ,, hun , now ,, this power issue of yours is trully understandable ,, please relax , sit back , whilst we appreciate your kind offer , we do feel that a certain tact is needed with delicate situations , and as myself and daisy are able to offer time and sympathy to these most delicate and personnel of situations we could only decline ,,, and as parents of teenagers you dont scare us we live with proffesionals ,, so ner ner ner
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 19:26:51
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PMSL @ Clacton market!!!!
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 20:11:47
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Dear Ana & Daisy ...
It has been bought to my attention that i suffer from a pussy obsession!
Now im a bit asshamed to admit that i do at times post pics of pussy on the internet!
Also i have been told by people on the internet that i have a heathy interest in pussy!
Im slightly confused by all of this to tell the truth as i had always thought that a nice pussy was something to be played with and stroked. I feel like a total outcast! Does the world really shun my need to be close to a pussy?
Yours hopefully someone feline confussed
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 20:20:50
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Oh and while i think about it whoever goes to see 'mike' next ...
Print this thread off for him to look at ... it will definately cheer him up :o)
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 21:16:21
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dearest martin ,, its such a comfort to know theyr are like minded people out there ,, you are not in any way unusual in your likin of pussy ,, i in fact have a pussy of my own called strangly enough " puss" or pussy when in a rush , lets celebrate this , dont feel anything but pride for your likin for gods furry creatures , ( i assume were talkin meoow pussy ) god i hope so ; ill get striuck off ; , anyway, maybe get a t shirt ,, be proud ,,i do hope this has offered you some comfort ,, yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 00:51:52
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whos mike???
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 09:27:10
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errr 750ninja froog!!!
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 12:35:09
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Dear Ana etc (lol soz daise)
I read with interest your reply to my insecurity regarding my interest
I am now wondering if i'll have the strength to wear such a 'T' Shirt.
Im pondering on what to have enblazened across it you see ...
My first thought was to do exaclty what you said and proclaim my interest!
This would mean however that i would be walking down the street with ...
'I Stroked my Pussy Today' or 'I Post Pussy' or even 'Show Me Your Pussy'
Ive thought and though about this and im still unsure.
I'm pleased that you are proud of your own pussy and if i could maybe ask ...
Purely in a social interest manor ... would you be willing to let me stroke your pussy.
Maybe if we filmed this then we could put up a united front and show the world!
Show the world our healthy interest in PUSSY that is :o)
So would you maybe please consider this ... Im sure it would help me :o)
Yours ... a completely obbsessed pussy lover
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 13:38:38
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dearest martin,,, what a super idea ,, maybe wearing of a t shirt would encourage more people to " come out " so to speak ,, and a video would be such a good idea ,, unfortunatlly im unable to find my pussy at mo ,, i dare say its hideing under a bush somewere , doing no doubt what pussys do ,, im sure she will appear at some point , im so glad your begining to feel better about this and im sure with posative steps you will become totally at ease with these issues ,, we do hope this has been of some comfort , yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 13:34:57
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Dear ana and daisy,
Can you please answer two questions for some members of my family presently living in the Deep South of the U.S of A.
1)Cousin Wilber asks, "If ahh devorce mah wife, will she still be my sister" and,
2)Great Uncle Henry ask " Is it true that because I fancy ladies that I am one of them there Lesbian wimmen.
(Reaches for banjo and heads for the hills whistling the theme from Deliverance!)
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 13:52:45
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dearest outlaw ,, how nice that your family turn to you in there hour of need ,, such a comfort to know family values still stand ,, yes and no , would have to be the answers here ,, its also nice to see you playin your banjo , such a healthy recreational pastime, im sure mrs outlaw adores your fiddling , we do hope this has been helpfull , yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-06 23:57:21
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so are corsas used as cruise missiles ????/ u nvr replied
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