bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:09:22
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please post all bad/old/frequently told jokes on this thread - then when we feel like killing ourselves, we can look at this thread to push us over the edge...
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-26 09:43:38
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already had that un
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-26 09:48:39
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A little baby polar bear went up to his Mum and said;
'Mummy am i really a little baby Polar bear?'
'Of course you are' she replied
'You sure? Ive no Koala or brown bear in me?' sed the little baby polar bear
'No son, no of course not' said Mum
'No Grizzly or black bear?' he asked again
'No son. If your not sure go and ask your father'
Off went the little baby polar bear to find his Dad.
'Daddy am i really a little baby Polar bear?'
'Of course you are son' he replied
'You sure? Ive no Koala or brown bear in me?' sed the little baby polar bear
'No son, no of course not' said Dad
'No Grizzly or black bear?' he asked again
'No son, no. Why are you asking?'
'Because im fekin freezing!'
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-26 23:55:17
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Why should you wrap sellotape round hamsters?
So they don't split when you shag 'em
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-31 12:49:48
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Did you know Jimi Hendrix was dyslexic?
Unfortunately, he choked to death on his own vimto.
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Lets not and say that we did!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-09-03 17:43:56
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just got back off my hols! nice to see this thread still around!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-09-04 20:31:35
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these "jokes" are getting worse
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-09-24 21:13:17
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Theres 2 mice in the airing cupboard. Which one is Scottish?
The one on the pipes. Hehehe.
Which one is in the army?
The one on the tank. Hohoho.
2 mice in the crockery cupboard. Which one is a bit stoned?
The one on the pot. Hahaha.
Which one is a bit pissed?
The one in his cups. Hehehe.
long live the 2 mouse jokes!
All hail the bad joke thread!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-09-26 22:31:03
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2 mice in the toy box. Which one is a prostitute?
The one on the game. Wehey!
Is anybody actually reading this crap?
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-10-07 16:33:36
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2 fat guys walk into a bar, 1 say "your round" and the other replys "so are you ,you fat tosser
sorry, i`ll get me coat
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-10-07 21:42:50
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hands fred his coat, lid and gloves
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-10-08 00:55:55
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What do you call the children of a prostitute?... Brothel Spouts.
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Three little ducks go into a Bar...................... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What e= lse could
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-10-08 08:52:54
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pmsl some of these jokes r terrible lol
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-10-09 02:23:00
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two oaps having oral sex , he says 'it stinks down here!' 'i know' sez she, i've arthiritis in my arms, -pause- 'i cant wipe my arse!'
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-10-09 06:41:23
This rope walks into a bar, sits at the bar and orders a drink. the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve rope here!"
The rope goes outside and ties a knot in himself, walks back into the bar and again, orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says
"Havnt I seen you in here before"
The rope rplys
"I'm a frayd knot!"
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