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    councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-03 16:34:50

ana
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daisy and myself have to decided to offer a comprehensive councilling service , this service will be off course offered free to all members , and will be in the strictest confidence,, you can rest assured that our policy of patient confidentiality will be adhered to all all times ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so please feel free to post your problems in the comfort of your own home ,, we also promise not to laugh , or sell any information to any third parties ,, unless of course they offer cash ,

 

 

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   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:46:12

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dearest duc,, please eloborate on this dream you have , does it involve cream and feathers , its quiet normal , do you have any photos lol

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 12:22:48

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well ana it nornmally involes custard but hubby dont like that so i changed to tar and feathers. in my dream he also has a very nice gold card that i just love to use down at the meadowhall in sheffield, i find i can get lots of bargains while having the pleasure of thinking of him tied up with tar all over his ample body. i will record some video fortage of said person if you so wish me to

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 14:23:59

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pmsl wrossi...anuva image of ox now, oooops, i mean hubby!! pmsl roflmao

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 14:33:34

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Dear Ana/Daisy Having read the 'YES YES YES' thread, it has been brought to my attention that Roeby has an obsession with buckets (please read through your notes to familiarise yourself with this)...Am concerened now as a friend, please could you advise me as how to approach this subject with her. Thanking you in anticipation, Blondie

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 15:55:30

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Dear ana and daisy, Please can you help me with a really serious problem I'm having with regard to the firms restaurant, you see every time I go into the restaurant I have a real desire to put my manhood into the bacon slicer, want can I do??????? Worried Outlaw

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 16:10:22

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Dear ana and daisy Last night as my "wife" was pretending to be a winkle picker, i noticed she had on incontienence pants and they were brimming with all sorts of fluids. is there not a new huggie or pamper to eliminate the spillage cos the carpets dont half stink now. Yours oxo aka "hubby"

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 16:11:28

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Dear ana and daisy, Don't bother repying to my last posting because I'm afraid that I give into my desires, went into the restaurant and did the deed with my manhood and the bacon slicer.......... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ......she got the sack as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Outlaw

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 17:21:41

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roflmao.... but hubby you lurrrv me , you want to hugggg me , you want to kiiiiss me , lol see thats true marriage for ya lol lol lol

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 17:20:26

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dearest duc , this dream sounds quiet normal , the gold card is a good sign that all your vital shoppin signs are in fact in full workin order , as for the video , would we be able to maybe have a film night, wine and nibbles say , maybe even a takaway , pehaps you would consider putting stickers over " bits " pehaps for younger viewers ,, it is so nice to see such a level headed young woman , please feel free to eloborate futher if need be , yours ana and daisy

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 17:31:29

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dearest blondie ,, yes ,, we have been watching with some alarm this bucket fetish that appears to be spreading ,, we would normally sugest , a locked room full of buckets to overcome ones fear ,, as this , appears to be a fixation with said buckets , i will need to speak to a higher power regarding this matter, i do wonder if maybe a blindfold would help, or maybe a job in a bucket factory , please try not to worry about your dear friend , i feel sure she will be fine , especially with your loyal love and support , yours ana and daisy

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 17:40:13

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dearest outlaw,, so pleased youv resolved your issues ,, i must admit i was rather concerned initially but as your second postin proves , nothins as scarey as it looks , i do wonder if the resteraunt was open at the time and were there any witnesses , maybe there were some photos, we could discuss these if you were able to post them , hope this has been of some help yours ana and daisy

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 17:52:33

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piggin ell ana, wished i could of thought of some of them there answers, oh well i will have to make do with being the silent partner in this lol

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 17:46:16

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dearest oxo ,, umm , this is a tricky one ,, maybe laminate flooring would help , there are some really nice colours on the market which i feel sure you can match to your decor , also maybe wet suits would help, you will find im sure that these have a lovely soft inside coating whilst maintaining a nice dry outer covering , and the range of colours is wonderfull , maybe also some air freshners and a clothes peg , we do hope this has been of some assistance yours ana and daisy

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 18:20:13

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Dear Ana Ermm... I have something to confess - I was the 'bucket' supplier. I don't have a major habit but obviously I think I must stop this illegal pushing of buckets - have you any advise for me please. Many thanks Kawa

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 18:48:39

ana
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daisy,,,,,, were you been im knackered ,, i need your help ,, help me ,,

 

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