bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:09:22
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please post all bad/old/frequently told jokes on this thread - then when we feel like killing ourselves, we can look at this thread to push us over the edge...
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-12 23:57:11
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Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who road into town and shot up the sheriff?
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Wasn't me!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 00:58:13
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ive been away for a bit, and what do i find when i return? ive created a monster!
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'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 01:00:02
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oh! what do you do with a pakis dog? .....muslim!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 10:02:41
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Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandads underpants?
Grandma
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Lets not and say that we did!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 17:26:46
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Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkled?
Because if it was small, white and round it would be an asprin.
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Wasn't me!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 18:00:57
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What do you call a fly with no legs??
A walk
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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 18:02:35
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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ah man its been a long day
that should have read a fly without wings
a walk
fook I spoilt it now
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 18:43:54
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Not to worry it was dire anyway!
xxx
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-13 19:00:02
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How does a Matematician get rid of constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-14 00:43:21
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Whats the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
A bad archer shoots and cant hit . . .
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Wasn't me!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-14 09:33:34
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid said, "Yeah." The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a £20 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!"
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-14 09:41:15
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A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.
His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.
He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.!!!!!!"
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-25 08:25:53
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Two Ducks are flying over Ireland
One says 'Quack!'
The other one replies: 'I'm going as quack as I can!'
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Spiel mit mir!!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-25 08:26:54
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A chicken comes into a bar and says: 'Buk, buk, buk, buk. buk...'
The barman says: 'Sorry mate the library is over the road.'
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Spiel mit mir!!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-25 22:11:30
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