councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-03 16:34:50
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daisy and myself have to decided to offer a comprehensive councilling service , this service will be off course offered free to all members , and will be in the strictest confidence,, you can rest assured that our policy of patient confidentiality will be adhered to all all times ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so please feel free to post your problems in the comfort of your own home ,, we also promise not to laugh , or sell any information to any third parties ,, unless of course they offer cash ,
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:44:54
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pmsl ,,, photos photos ,, somone mention photos ,,, bribery, corruption BLACKMAIL,, emm must concentrate , go sits in darkened room to regroup posative vibes ,, lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:50:27
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ana,u aint ans ma question,do u want me to send u sum frog spawn?how stickies ure back?and do u drive a corsa?
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:48:37
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dearest kk, i can only only sympathise with your spot problem , have you considered wearing a paper bag , a balaclava im told can be very attractive when worn with confidence , these can be purchased in stylish colours and different fabrics , you may find the s & m retailers can offer a nice range , possiblly a thong would complete the look , we do hope this can be of some help , yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 10:02:29
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PMSL ana....u r very good at this...pmsl pmsl
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:55:58
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my dearest duc ,, so glad to see your feeling more posative about this problem ,, i do think the " hireing out " ideas such a good one,, maybe put some postcards in local stores and word of mouth would bring in some custom , pehaps consider a working uniform ,, say maybe a pvc cat suit , you could place these photos on postcards which we feel sure would enable you to charge more and speed the new bike ,, maybe some training in " boss appreciation " would help too ,, maybe " yes mistress " and such like ,, we do feel sure that your new venture will bring good fortune and off course your prized new bike ,, good luck with this ,, yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 10:04:51
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dearest froog ,, must firstly appologise for not getting back to you sooner ,, demand has been very high ,, im afraid we are unable to answer questions of a personnel nature due to our high ethical standards ,, we do at all times try to retain a client based relationship ,, we do however feel that this underlying " corsa " issue you have, could maybe indicate problems of a greater depth , than you care to deal with , have you considered a test drive , maybe facing the fear , do you dream of corsas , do you find your" little flag " maybe feels stimulated at the thought or mention off said cars ?? , do hope this has been of some help , yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:12:45
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ffs,im nae payin for that crap advice,a hate corsas
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:16:37
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do you know froog ana might have apoint about ur fear of corsa's? lol
usaully if u dont like something it means you really wanna try it......hmmmm
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:19:03
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lets all put to and buy froog a corsa for his birthday lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:20:42
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ana
errrrr i dont wanna make everyone feel sick if i send a pic of my hubby in a pvc catsuit lol
and i think he already likes the dom bit cause when i tie him up when his wages are in the bank and i say to him ' darling im off shopping' he just says ' buy anything u like madam'
or is that my dream appearing again lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:24:46
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ana.......a think roe needs help...lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:20:53
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dear froog ,, pmsl this service is FREE lol,, i stll feel negative feelings coming from you , regarding this corsa issue , im sure that if you were to address them , you would feel sooo much better, as youv seen you have the group love and support of others on here , maybe a rent a cosa day , with photos would help , maybe a bbq followed by a group hug , you could take these small steps aiming to maybe " a coming out day " , also there are " c.a" ( corsa addiction ) help lines available , if you hold the line , our staff will be happy to forward you numbers , whom you will find most helpfull and sympathetic ,, hope this helped , yours ana and daisy
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:28:22
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Dear ana
Everytime my Hubby sees your name on the screen he has urges to mstrbate, which isnt a problem as he leaves me alone woohoo but the other night i heard screams and when running into the front room he had his dingle dangle caught inbetween the keys on the keyboard..... i had to prize it out with a hairpin ....is this normal??
Yours smilingly
hubby's wife lol
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:31:41
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my dtr had a corsa once,she used it as a cruise missile,rammed poor daddys car,,why u ask,,cuz poor daddy gave sweet little dtrs boy friend a room for the nte,when sweet wee dtr kicked him out...so sweet wee dtr decided,to show poor daddy,that she wasnt too happy....result..read back........a still luv her tho....23 grand later..wonder who she gets it from?
councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 11:34:21
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oh dearest wrossi,,, i do fully understand your deilema , again im afraid this appliance abuse is creeping accross our society , maybe purchase him a childs toy piano , and of course yourself some ear plugs , these being of greater importance , possibly a bucket of water would help , i would be inclined to hide the keyboard , nowt worse than sticky keys , as we all now ,, encourage him to " play" with the piano , try to ensure this is not whilst entertaining guests , unless of course a camera is presant , if he persist im afraid maybe just opt for less formal bbq s , at which you can park him in the bushes or under the umbrella , do ensure all small children are otherwise proccupied, anyway do hope this has been of some help , yours ana and daisy
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