bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:09:22
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please post all bad/old/frequently told jokes on this thread - then when we feel like killing ourselves, we can look at this thread to push us over the edge...
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 02:15:25
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2 blondes walk into a bar,you would have thought one would have seen it
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some people you should trust some people you should not.....you decide
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 02:15:56
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what do you call a man with a car on his head...........jack
what do you call a man with a spade on his head........doug
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head........cliff
lol they where good when i was a kid
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 02:17:51
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how do elephants hide in cherry trees...........they paint there toe nails red.......well have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree? must work then
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some people you should trust some people you should not.....you decide
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 09:32:42
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Two men are walking down the road and see a dog licking its balls.
The first man says: " I wish I could do that."
The second man replies: "Better pet him first. He might bite."
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 09:37:10
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Little Red Riding Hood goes skipping through the woods to take her grandma some buns in a basket. She comes across a bush that is shaking.
She says: "Big, bad wolf, what big watery eyes you have."
Big bad wolf replies: "F**k off I'm having a s**t."
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 09:43:43
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I`m losing the will to live after those!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 13:55:00
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There are two sausages sizzling in a pan. One turns to the other and says: 'Crikey, it's hot in here, innit?'
'Argh!' screams the other, 'it's a talking sausage!'
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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 15:24:25
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and here is my favourite.....
Two monkeys are sat in a bath. One screams 'Ooh ooh ah ah!!!'
The other one says 'Put some cold in then....'
hilarious lol
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-06 00:25:25
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2 syphallus scabs on a train, one falls off, the other sez...wait for it
he's a gonner here!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-06 11:21:18
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Where was Granny when the lights went out?
In the dark.
Oh, God forgive me....
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Lets not and say that we did!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-12 09:32:32
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what do you call a horse with one leg?
Clip.....sorry pmsl
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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-12 12:14:08
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wot did cinderella do wen she got to the ball
GAG !!!!!!!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-12 15:39:13
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Gixxer, what have you started?
An Englishman, and Irishman nad a scotsman walk into a bar......."What's this?" the barman asks, "some kind of a joke?"
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-12 16:04:18
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....and did you hear about the streaker at the chelsea flower show? He got the first prize for the best dried arrangement
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Du riechst so gut - ich geh Dir hinterher......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-12 22:39:35
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