A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-19 08:06:17
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*AHEM*
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ, the Saviour is born
Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth "
I Thank You
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 22:51:54
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Ive loads more
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 22:54:17
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jeeze kk,,wat kind o shit do u have??
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 22:56:37
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When Santa Got Stuck Up the Chimney
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout:
"You girls and boys,
Won't get any toys,
If you don't pull me out!"
"My beard is black,
There's soot in my sack,
My nose is tickling too!"
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
"Aaachooo, achoo, achoo
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 22:59:14
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WHITE CHRISTMAS
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 22:59:55
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PS i thank you!!
pmsl
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 22:59:06
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MONTY PYTHON » Ho Ho F****** Ho
(Chorus)
Ho ho f*****g ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f****n' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat c*nt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that f****n' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c*nts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho f*****g ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f****n' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as f*****g hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho f*****g ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f****n' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin into those little kid's rooms
he's a f****n' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the c*nt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho f*****g ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f****n' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*****g ho.
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 23:05:34
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ROFLMAO SM KK SIR!!
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-20 23:44:05
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oh dear,kk dont like xmas
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-21 07:57:33
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A spaceman came travelling on his ship from afar,
twas light years of time since his mission did start,
And over a village he halted his craft,
And it hung in the sky like a star, just like a star...
He followed light and came down to a share,
Where a mother and a child were lying there on a bed,
A bright light of silver shone round his head,
And he had the face of an angle, and they were afraid...
Then the stranger spoke, he said do not fear,
I come from a planet a long way from here,
And I bring a message for mankind to hear,
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air...
And it went la, la...
Peace and goodwill to all men, and love for the child...
This lovely music went trembling through the ground,
And many were wakened on hearing that sound,
And travellers on the road, the village they found,
By the light of that ship in the sky, which shone all round...
And just before dawn at the paving of the sky,
The stranger returned and said now I must fly,
When two thousand years of your time has gone by,
This song will begin once again, to a babys cry...
And it went la la... this song will begin once again
To a babys cry...
And it goes la la... peace and goodwill to all men
And love for the child...
Oh the whole world is waiting, waiting to hear that song again,
There are thousands standing on the edge of the world,
And a star is moving somewhere, the time is nearly here,
This song will begin once again, to a babys cry
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-21 08:06:51
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He's gone
2000 miles
is very far
The snow is falling down
It's colder day by day
I miss you
The children will sing
"He'll be back at Christmas time"
In me it's frozen in silent nights
Sometimes in a dream
You appear
Outside under the purple sky
Diamonds in the snow
Sparkle
Our hearts were singing
It felt like Christmas time
2000 miles
is very far through the snow
I'll think of you
Wherever you go
He's gone
2000 miles
is very far
The snow's falling down
It's colder day by day
I miss you
I can hear people singing
It must be Christmas time
I hear people singing
It must be Christmas time
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-21 09:09:42
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*AHEM*
Rocking around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop
You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
and we'll do some caroling
You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
I Thank You
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-21 09:12:56
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*AHEM*
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
I Thank You
A Christmas Carol or 2 - Posted on 2006-12-21 10:39:01
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