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joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 11:34:31

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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, John Howard, PM of Australia, turned to the Queen and said: "As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." John Howard thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard." Howard thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again, Mr.Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are not an Emperor." Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

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	joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:15:50
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	Your statement ox ???

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:17:28
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Its obviously repeat time of the year then..........

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:23:00
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	Your statement ox ???

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 08:07:15
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	i didn't think it was bad either!

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 09:04:56
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	Thankyou my loyal and trusted friends.....I feel loved darlings..(lol) Its good to repeat stuff ...for the hard of hearing amongst us.. ;) x

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-13 17:38:27
bertie 250cc Rider Joined: Wednesday, November 10, 2004 Posts: 37 Location: kingscliffe United Kingdom	hi mum! me and ruth understood your delightful joke, (though she did have to explain it to me)...it's very clever! xxx

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-13 17:45:43
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Bertie, be ashamed............it should be "ruth and I" hugs oxo soz bye

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-14 08:44:36
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	Yes Bertie be ashamed.....you bad bad girl you!!! lol Hm yeah I heard all about it the explanation thingy...You thought he would have to be a count!!!!...oh dear God in heaven help me!!!

	joke - Posted on 2006-10-14 16:28:45
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	You dont look blonde in your avatar Bertie!

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