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Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-09 19:21:56

KaptainKwak
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While we are on this topic (thanks to ninj) thought i'd join in; HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exitmould. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in mirror. Admire size of knob and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair, make shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on bed.

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	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-10 15:49:19
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	If you ask kwap nice i`m sure he`ll oblige. muwhahahahahaha

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-10 17:03:52
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	sings "im so sad, im so sad lala lalalalalala tumdedum"

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-10 18:31:59
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl blondie, i dont do snot or towels and if i had a thingy id probally jiggle it too lol

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-10 18:36:57
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	is that snoting or snorting sis?...lol

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-10 19:54:56
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	(wanders round naked waving semi) WOOHOO! (finishes off Blondies song) Im also glad n mad n bad,If you dont like that stick it up yer bum!

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:10:21
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	hey sis,,kk wants to stick it up ure bum.

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-11 09:17:30
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	he has already! roflmao in his dreams! lol

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-11 22:07:06
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	Dreams????? I wernt asleep hun. oops

	Comparing the sexes - Posted on 2006-10-12 17:30:32
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	pmsl blondie and KK and you told me not to tell anyone pmsl pmsl

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