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    councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-03 16:34:50

ana
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daisy and myself have to decided to offer a comprehensive councilling service , this service will be off course offered free to all members , and will be in the strictest confidence,, you can rest assured that our policy of patient confidentiality will be adhered to all all times ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so please feel free to post your problems in the comfort of your own home ,, we also promise not to laugh , or sell any information to any third parties ,, unless of course they offer cash ,

 

 

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   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-04 19:22:33

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Dear Ana, i have urges to masturbate everytime i see your name appear on the screen, on most occasions this isnt a problem but now the other staff in the office are complaing the cream in the coffee has a rather strange taste. Should i ask then to drink tea instead? Yours sincerly oxo

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-04 20:52:16

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ROFLMAO...... Dear daisy/ana My dog keeps masturabting wiv a certain bath towel...shall i get him dun?

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 06:48:53

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pmsl@ all the above...we all need help.... omsl

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:14:20

ana
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pmsl darcey ,, and were normal lol

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:16:10

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Dear Ana and Daisy Can you help me with Acne? Ive tried creams, tablets, lotions etc etc and still cant get it! Yours spotlessly KK

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:17:28

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f...fs are we?!!!!! This is worrying Ana...does this mean i have to become abnormal to be different? No no please no more ECT!!!

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:19:35

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dear ana and daisy thank you for your kind words of wisdom unfortunautly he doesnt have a credit card :( but he not been seen near the said kitchen since the other day, i think it was a momentary laspe in concentration cause the fridge is in there but if i couold hire him out for a small charge that would be nice towards my new bike thank you

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:17:33

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dear froog , this seems to be common quiet natural bodily function, maybe a little flag on " him" would ease the situation , lets be proud of our bodies , maybe remove your trousers and feel the wind in your hair would help you to overcome this issue , pehaps you could try shopping naked , or maybe with just a hat if its a bit chilly , your girlfriend im sure is just curious as this , i would consider it more worrying were she to laugh , any photos would help us to appreciate this deilema , we do hope this has been of some help , yours ana and daisy

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:26:29

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pmsl pmsl.....oh god that is a very funnypicture Ana...lol. I have some cocktail umbrellas if you would like to borrow one Froog or a twizzle stick!!!

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:28:54

Ducatibird
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ana r u obsessed with photos?????? just curious is all lol

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:31:42

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hey Duc you have a point there...wahts wiv d photos Ana...lol

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:25:52

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dearest oxo,, maybe a little plastic bag taped over the staff member in question would help, as for your work friends are concerned maybe " bring a flask" would ease matters, i would try not to worry about this , as im sure on checkin with the weight watchers site this addative is in fact fat free and free off artificial colours , although tooth decay is as yet unproven , yours ana and daisy ,,,

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:34:51

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PMSL she's bloody good at this isn't she!!!

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:33:22

ana
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my dearest blondie,, what a nice dog owner you are , maybe put his name on it , this would prevent guests from soiling his "special towel" , maybe keep it in the kitchen so its handy for him , and lets face it if hes s*** a towel hes off your guests legs , any photos would be appreciated ,, maybe you could dress him in pvc,, do hope this has been of some help yours ana and daisy

 

   councilling service .... - Posted on 2006-09-05 09:37:12

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ya kiddin,its scotland a live in.we all wear kilts,and nought else.trouble is my kilt becomes a tent every 20 mins or so.my sporrans lyin horizontal as i type....it maybe goes back to my childhood,wen i thot a was a frog,and used to stick on to the backs of all the girlies,and try to get em to spawn.mind u,there were no corsas in those days,wouldna try it now,ide get run over ffs.

 

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