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Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-18 23:44:42

The_Reverend
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I'll start you off with a couple:

"As clever as a chicken"

"As compassionate as a traffic warden"

To you.............

--

Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

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	Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-30 16:48:51
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, June 11, 2005 Posts: 862 Location: derbyshire United Kingdom	its lookin black over bills my dad used to say ? now being a wee nipper that confused me as i didnt know anyone called bill it goes like sxxxt thru a goose ....another notts phrase ? -- grab em by the danglies..and lets go for it...ding dong

	Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-30 20:09:16
leatherlou 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, July 23, 2007 Posts: 70 Location: Youngstown United States	she had a hair full of hair, don't count your chickens before they have hatched, don't get your panties in a wad, be thrifty with your money, penny wise and pound foolish, and 1 of my all time favorites from my great aunts & my grandmother don't be ulgy to each other -- Take care & ride safe, Lou

	Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-31 02:14:48
leatherlou 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, July 23, 2007 Posts: 70 Location: Youngstown United States	both of these sayings kids now a days would laugh at. pull your pants up so the whole world won't see your undies, if you eat to fast your eyes will pop out of your head, -- Take care & ride safe, Lou

	Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-31 03:06:58
leatherlou 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, July 23, 2007 Posts: 70 Location: Youngstown United States	harder than a preachers dck, your a tatter head, ok ya little tick turd, your so cheap you squeek when you walk, your dumber than a bag full of post wholes, your a box of rocks, brains of sht sht for brains dckweed, don't sit to close to the tv of you'll go crosseyed, don't look at porn or you'll go blind, if you study on it to long you'll forget what it was you were trying to remember. -- Take care & ride safe, Lou

	Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-31 08:28:20
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	my great nan always used to see if u sit on a cold step you'll get kink koff in your bum. what the hell is kink koff? -- Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly

	Phrases you don't hear every day - Posted on 2007-08-31 19:21:50
leatherlou 400cc Rider Joined: Monday, July 23, 2007 Posts: 70 Location: Youngstown United States	don't act ulgy now, if you 2 don't be good in here ( the house ) then you 2 can take it outside around back to the wood pile & when your done i'll get me a switch & switch both of you, ( that was a common phrase when there was company over & 2 kids were acting up in the house ), you better talk nice or i'll wash your mouth out with some lye soap, if you 2 can not be nice to each other then go to the front stoop & hug each other so the whole world can see how much you love each other. Do that for 1 hour but if i see you pulling or squeezing at the other one i'll add more time to it. if you want to act that way go to your room so no one will have to see you, back when the schools could punish kids this was 1 you never hear of being done anymore If your bad i'll take my paddle after you ( the paddle would be 1 or 2 things ) an over sized ping pong paddle with a ton of wholes in it or a large 2x4 with a handle on the end of it, then when you got home you heard i'll tan your hide till you can't sit down, or go to bed with no supper tonight ( depending on what you did ), -- Take care & ride safe, Lou

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