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Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:35:48

The_Reverend
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According to British law, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants. But most importantly, she can, upon request pee in a Policeman's helmet.

God, I hope this is true!

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Semper in excreta somus solus profundum variat

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	Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-30 20:40:15
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, January 14, 2005 Posts: 122 Location: dajekopjqkl;j United Kingdom	And to get back to the sheep: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh -- Du bist was du isst......

	Anyone? - Posted on 2007-07-30 21:01:32
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh Too salty? Wanders off pmsl -- Try being truthful, its the thing to do

	Anyone? - Posted on 2007-08-05 10:29:13
SMOKE 1200cc Race Star Joined: Saturday, July 16, 2005 Posts: 486 Location: Blackwood Wales United Kingdom	What you mean its againt the law to beat ya missus in the UK?...................even when the dinner aint on the takle in time?..............this makes me so mad Im off to kick a puppy! -- Sir we have just seen you travelling at 110mph......nah wasnt me Id never ride that slow!! RIDE OR DIE

	Anyone? - Posted on 2007-08-05 15:35:15
spacegirl 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 168 Location: Wales United Kingdom	Sorry Rev the law was revoked a while back so its no longer legal to shoot the Welsh with the crossbow on the walls after midnight :o( --

	Anyone? - Posted on 2007-08-06 00:36:21
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	ripping off my threads AGAIN? tch tch -- 'it wasnt me! i only just got here!'

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