bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-27 18:09:22
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please post all bad/old/frequently told jokes on this thread - then when we feel like killing ourselves, we can look at this thread to push us over the edge...
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-07-30 22:16:21
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Kluffi that one has redeemed my belief in crass pointless inane banter.
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-01 11:15:42
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Whats orange and watery?.....................a carrot!
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Sir we have just seen you travelling at 110mph......nah wasnt me Id never ride that slow!! RIDE OR DIE
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-01 19:54:54
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man goes to the doc, doc says your condition is very serious but with careful looking after you may pull thru, i will need to talk to your wife . so wife goes into docs and doc says your husband is in serious condition he will need looking after 24/7, cooked meals when he wants it, sex when he wants it, everything done for him and with all this he may pull thur
bit later outside in car husband turns to his wife, tell me dear what did the doc say?
the wife looks up at her husband and says
wait for it
your gonna love it
an oldy but goody
here it comes
YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-01 20:04:11
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three gays in bed, what do you call the middle un?
a double adapter!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-01 20:37:11
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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What is a myth?
A female moth!
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
pmsl
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-02 19:09:51
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wots the international language of lesbians?
GAELEK.................excuse spelling!!!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-03 15:34:15
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What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Minjita
sorry.
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Lets not and say that we did!
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-03 19:17:36
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-03 19:20:41
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Will someone shut this down ffs
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-03 19:23:40
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
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Du bist was du isst......
bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-03 19:24:15
miss_behave 600cc Boy Racer
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Ox man you f**kin miserable git lol
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-03 19:33:23
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luv u 2 missy xxxxxx
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 00:07:12
gixxer 1300cc Superstar
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feller walks into a bar, ouch! (it was an iron bar!) lol ffs!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 01:18:37
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Its getting worse!
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bad joke thread----------------------------------- - Posted on 2007-08-04 01:56:58
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