My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:09:49
darcey 1300cc Superstar
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There are just two of my favourite put downs..I like to use this whenever I am in the company of lesserand irritating mortals... :) I diddle obout with them to make them fit the person or/and the occasion...
He has delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner
Have you got any ? What are they.............
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-24 19:24:18
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He has the brains of a chocolate mouse in a heatwave!
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 05:12:58
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I've got one nerve left and you're getting on it!
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 08:36:02
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"I like you because you're different, most people would be afraid to go out looking like that."
and the bestestest one, always works for me anyway...
"As I already have a useful c*nt, I don't need a useless one"
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:59:54
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prety well all of my put downs are far too disgusting to post on a site such as this, I'd hate to be barred for using filthy language.
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 16:15:29
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and whats wrong with the old direct favourite?
f off d***head
it usually gets the message across
well at least thats what they usually say to me
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 16:20:11
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i like .......... go and take your face for a sh*t
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-26 13:49:52
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dont you women have any housework you can be doing? seems to wind up my female buddies quite nicely...
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-26 14:59:11
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How about ,your so ugly your mother used to feed you with a sling shot!
Or if beauty is skin deep,you must be inside out !
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-26 15:05:16
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Winston Churchill was quite good at verbal put downs.
Lady Astor. "Winston your drunk!"
W.Churchill. "Madam your ugly but tommorow I'll be sober!"
Lady Astor. "If you were my husband it put poison in your coffee!"
W.churchill. "Madam if i were your husband I'd drink it!"
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-27 09:33:33
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i dont date outside my species ,, no swimming in my gene pool
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-27 10:22:06
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my fav has to ............if u had brains, u would b dangerous
or
thought u had your first pube...till u peed out of it
soz. old ones i know but i like them
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-27 22:48:57
Ducatibird 1300cc Superstar
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my fav is ' i can lose weight but you will always be that ugly'
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-27 23:24:15
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mine is,,,if u cant handle my wealth....then fcku me.....
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-24 10:09:49
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 05:12:58
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-25 10:59:54
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-26 13:49:52
My favourite put down - Posted on 2007-04-27 09:33:33
