The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 15:46:53
DogPowell 1100cc Pro Racer
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Well carrying on from the other topic that was started !!!!!!
"R1 riding lunatic lives in a mad world with even madder friends ( mainly on here I might add ) works hard and plays hard. Likes to water peoples flowers on the way home from the pub at night. Spends lots of time everywhere else apart from home and loves reading, photography, computers, mario brothers, healthy eating, walking a lot, cycling a lot and motorbikes even more.
Not looking for a relationship but riding buddies always welcome as long as you can safely keep up.
Good qualifications for applicants include the love of motorcycles, chocolate, cuctard creams, tuna sarnies, animals, a GSH, the ability to speak more than one sentance on the trott.
It also helps if you have your own bike and can cook for me when I visit.
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))~~~~
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 16:14:04
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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jeeze dog,,,youll have em queing up ure street,,,,,
heres my ideal girlie.
a. she dosnt own a corsa
b. tall,slim,long legs.page 3 looks
c. preferably blonde,so she makes me feel educated
d.cant ride a bike faster than me
e. cant ride faster than me
f. has her own flat
g.has a high paid job
h. spends most of her high pay on me
i.lets me do wat i want,when i want
j.cleans my house
k. cookin not essential,well get a chinkie
l. must like r1s above all other bikes,in fact must worship them
m.must pick me up from town on sat nts wen im pissed
n.must not complain if ive another bird wi me when she does pick us up
o. must enjoy a threesum when we gat other bird home with us
p.must pamper me when ive man flu
q. must nvr tell me any guy she had b4 me,has a bigger dick,,,ever
r. must have my r1 lookin really good for its sunday blast
s.must be able to clear my pc of viruses from porn sights
t. must be able to clear me of viruses
u.must take me abroad at least 4 times a year
v. must wear short skirt when on back of my r1
w.must be waxed so as not to damage my pillion seat
x. must want sex at least 3 times a day..(with me by the way)
y.must leave everything she has to me in her will
z. last but not least.........SHE MUST LUV ME TO BITS 4EVER.
IF U THINK U FIT THE BILL....URE ONE LUCKY LUCKY GIRL.
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 16:43:37
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar
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i can go with A froog but thats about it lol
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 16:47:01
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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hey daisy,,long time no speak,,,,,,hows u babe?
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:00:50
welshlamb 1300cc Superstar
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m.must pick me up from town on sat nts wen im pissed
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:02:07
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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ssshhhhhhhhh, of course it does.
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:07:19
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Your going to die a lonely old man then froog................
:P
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:08:40
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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oxo,,will u marry me?
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:10:57
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Only if you turn into Nelly Furtado and give up yamahahahahahaa`s
Then i may consider the proposition!
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:13:22
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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ok,,ill think about it
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:20:42
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Too late, i want Anastasia again!
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:23:59
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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ffs,,u keep changin the rules,,,,,,ok,,we will just live 2gether...no marriage.
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:27:26
welshlamb 1300cc Superstar
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who's taking the female role then? u should i think fred, ud look gd in a pinny
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:28:44
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Can you sing then froog?
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:33:28
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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im no taker...lol.....yeah oxo,i sing wen im psd.....its one way o gettin a taxi home....they throw me in taxi to get peace
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 17:45:20
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Gonna be a sexless union then cos i don't take either
and i wish mark would do a scroll thing so you can see what your replying to as you type.
cheers
The Singles Thread - Posted on 2006-11-11 15:46:53
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